13 Going On 30

denise, age 13, wearing mommy's pearls and make up.

So am 30 today. Yey!
There's something about your 30th birthday's first morning you knew that is changed for the rest of your life. Between yesterday and today, it's a 180 spin and suddenly..... suddenly you have this thing on your mind that's never happened before, i have become, i have become..... aggghhhh it's on the tip of my tounge, Aha! - Intelligenter! Ah the wisdom that comes with age everyone's been waiting for. And it's now bestowed upon me.

You ask what do I want? Well this is the age where you can't ask for anything more cause seriously when do you ever ask for something that is EVER gonna happen? Again seriously? So i can't ask for anything more. Am good.

So am old today right? And what better way to start my year by doing mature, old people stuff. In no particular order am gonna do things I haven't done before.

1. Buy my first thongs.
2. Run up when the escalator is going down.
   
3. Make out in public.
4. Smoke my first cigarette or tobacco outside a coffee shop and give people dirty look.
5. Drive 140kmph. Hopefully chased by the highway patrol.
   
6. Go inside the most expensive restaurant, order water and ask for my birthday cake.
7. Get drunk so hard, get wasted and throw up on the side of the road.
8. Befriend a gay person. I figure since gays are so gonna rule the world, I have to device a plan to survive for the next 100 years. Cos only in my imaginary world i have gay best friends.
   
9. "Accidentally" pee on a man's restroom.
10. Get knocked up.
    

So that's it. What's your plan for today?