Inhale, Exhale

There are two kinds of lies people always always commit. Weight and vital statistics. You can lock me up cos am guilty to both charges. hihihhii.

Okay ill come clean. Am 5'2 ( i think?), i weigh 113 lbs ( a week ago), and my waistline depending on the hour of the day i took it, or when am inhaling or exhaling. Okay am dragging you. But like i said ill come clean. My waistline is.. drum roll pls....23 inches when am sucking it all in, and 31 inches when I-don't-care-at-all, and 29 is my REAL measurement. Promise 29 is my final number. Okay now i can breathe. So hard to keep up with lies. hahahahha.

So here's what am wearing, that I got both from thrifting. The top is actually a dress and the skirt has gone some major rework, cos the original owner of this, I believe is a towering woman with a freakishly small waist of 21 inches. Well, to be honest these are some of the few reasons why i sometimes hate fashion, cause of the size issue. Am too short, am too thick, my legs aren't skinny enough. Well you get the picture. But thank God for alteration and thrift stores.

Anyway 4-5 days ago i got 17 new thrifted dresses, all for 24$. New and thrift in one sentence? How did that happen? Irony i know!

Have a great weekend everyone! Enjoy the break!

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dress as top and skirt : Thrift 4$
bag: Charles and Keith
shoes: Le donne