March 15, 2010

13 Going On 30


13goingon30

denise, age 13, wearing mommy's pearls and make up.

So am 30 today. Yey!
There's something about your 30th birthday's first morning you knew that is changed for the rest of your life. Between yesterday and today, it's a 180 spin and suddenly..... suddenly you have this thing on your mind that's never happened before, i have become, i have become..... aggghhhh it's on the tip of my tounge, Aha! - Intelligenter! Ah the wisdom that comes with age everyone's been waiting for. And it's now bestowed upon me.

You ask what do I want? Well this is the age where you can't ask for anything more cause seriously when do you ever ask for something that is EVER gonna happen? Again seriously? So i can't ask for anything more. Am good.

So am old today right? And what better way to start my year by doing mature, old people stuff. In no particular order am gonna do things I haven't done before.
  1. Buy my first thongs.
  2. Run up when the escalator is going down.
  3. Make out in public.
  4. Smoke my first cigarette or tobacco outside a coffee shop and give people dirty look.
  5. Drive 140kmph. Hopefully chased by the highway patrol.
  6. Go inside the most expensive restaurant, order water and ask for my birthday cake.
  7. Get drunk so hard, get wasted and throw up on the side of the road.
  8. Befriend a gay person. I figure since gays are so gonna rule the world, I have to device a plan to survive for the next 100 years. Cos only in my imaginary world i have gay best friends.
  9. "Accidentally" pee on a man's restroom.
  10. Get knocked up.
So that's it. What's your plan for today?


41 comments:

evelyn said...

happy birthday!!!

nonie said...

my plan? to greet u a Happy, happy birthday, God bless!

Lauren said...

Happy birthday Denise! You honestly don't look like you're turning 30. :) I like your list, I hope you can get everything done today!

What Was I Thinking? said...

Happy Birthday!!! The last thing on your list is the best one ^_^

Psyche said...

happy birthday, denise! :) wish you good health and more happiness and energy!

Toni said...

Happy CandleCakes Day Denise!
I agree with Lauren here, you sure don't look like you're turning 30 ;)

Your list is def not for the faint-hearted! but #7 could be a good reason to do numbers 3 & 9! hehe ;)

toni
perfumedredshoes.blogspot.com

cherie said...

hi denise! Have a fantabulous birthday! You look so young to be 30 and lucky i might add to have a beautiful family :)

Regarding HK, click on this link. It is a very detailed one and super, super helpful.

http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php?t=394843

Have a great day and penge ng cake hihi :)

Leah said...

Happy birthday Denise... wishing you all the best. And are you really serious with that list? Hahaha! Get a gay best friend... they are amazing! I have a gay bestie and she/he is really the best. xoxo

Mrs.Zeus said...

HAPPY DIRTY 30!

CHERIMALDITA said...

Happy Birthday Den-Den!!! God Bless you and your family. Say my regards to Jason. =)

Jing said...

Happy Birthday Ms. D!!!wishing you all the best in life!

get a gay friend. I have.si mike! sarap mgkaroon ng gayfriends.swear!

Bea said...

Happy Birthday denise! :)

The Maldita said...

happy bday denise!

Fashion Cappuccino said...

Happy Birthday!!! Your list made me laugh so hard! Don't get in too much trouble now! xoxoxoxoxox

Melissa said...

happy birthday denise! Have a lovely day!!

Rose said...

Happy birthday lovely lady!
I hope you accomplish all of these things and so much more.
Have a nice day :)

Rose

...Iww... said...

Happy birthday! :D and I can't believe that you're 30, you look much younger ;)
What a pity that I don' see how you realize your thing to do ;P It could be fun :D and my plans for today is just relax and see some good movie ;)
Se ya ;*

VintageBELAmour said...

Happy birthday Denise!!!!!!

janettaylor said...

Happy belated Bday, dearest Denise. :)

6roove said...

I'm wishing you all the best!
Happy 30, Denise
kisseeeeeesssss :))

Kata Wagner Berg said...

Happy Birthday!
My father have a b-day also today :)
In Hungary it's a National day 15 of March. Not much to do.

Nathalie said...

Hope you've spent an amazing birthday!
PS, love the film with Jennifer Garner, it has one of my fav soundtrack!

Rebecca Rose said...

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY D!!! My gosh I'll turn 30 in 2 years and I am excited about it, so true, when u grow older u become more wiser!!!


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gingerbee said...

Maligayang, maligayang bati! :D

Go get yourself knocked up!

pensandlens said...

wow...have a blast denise...
Happy Birthday.

i read something that you need to have before you reach 30...let me check it...

30 Things Every Woman Should Have and Should Know by the Time She's 30

Here is the link:
http://www.glamour.com/magazine/2007/02/things-women-should-have-and-know-by-30

Have a blast love!!!

Take Care
http://pensandlens.wordpress.com

daisychain said...

happy birthday darling x

being miss east said...

yayyy! happy birthday, gwapa!

i wish you had a fantabulous day!

and yeah, do number 8! saved me a lot of embarassments (e.g.fanget na kilay)

have a great week ahead, love adn here's to another year of gorgeous fashion.

x,
v

Kookie B. said...

happy birthday, denise! and seriously...you don't own any pair of thongs???? but how and why? it's one of the boys' favorite underwear! hahahaha!

Kristin said...

Happy happy bday. I hope it was super fab! Did you complete your list?

just minty said...

Belated Happy Birthday Denise!!

Your to-do lists are funny and silly and I like them... #s 2,3,7 &9 are some of the crazy things I have done before I turned thirty. Well that's me without really knowing I was gonna do it before I reach the (aherm) "mature" age of three-o.

I hope you had a fun fun birthday!!!

Josie said...

Happy birthday!
xxoo Josie
http://winksmilestyle.blogspot.com

naomemandeflores said...

Happy birthday, I love your plans!!!

Mode Junkie said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE! :) omg denise. you are missing out alot! i think i have done all in your list. not proud of it but yeah..
you are allowed to drive more than 140 kmph here. if you dont then you get chased by the highway patrol! haha
and yes you should start working on number 8. they´re the best!

xoxo

Anonymous said...

you got it the other way around, your plans are pambata.

Noelle Chantal said...

happy birthday Denise! my gosh you don't own a thong?! you're so funny Denise!

happy birthday again! :)

Sherin said...

Oooo, hope you had a fantastic birthday! Good luck doing all those things on your list: its a great list!!

Raven :) said...

Happy Late Birthday! hee hee Sorry I'm so late with wishing you one.

I think your list is very funny! Tell us when you check something of it. ;)

I don't think you look 30 at all! :)

bestie said...

Hahaha great list! I think number 2's gonna be the most difficult (at least for me).

Happy Birthday. (:

Rule of Fashion said...

Happy Bday

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Orville Cipres said...

happy Bday ^^

I am Khatu said...

looks nothing like you!

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