Whenever I wear pointy heels, I feel brave. I am armed and kinda dangerous. Plus I got 3 months of Taebo and kick boxing exercise under my 30-ish-inch-waist-belt. Even though those sessions were almost 8 years ago I would never, never ever, oh-gawd-nevah forget each and every lesson my muscular, no-neck, gay aerobics instructor in a hot pink leotard all those powerful kicks and killer jabs I can use to protect myself from any attacker. And don't forget the padlock I carry with my key-chain in my purse, my huge knuckles (thanks Dad) and this ring. What do you think this is for really? I know that it's green, it's pretty, it's huge and you should know by now, it's deadly. I am Demi Moore in G.I Jane. I am Uma Thruman in Kill Bill, I am Lisbeth Salander. I am Rufa Mae Quinto in Booba. I am Claudine Barretto vs Ramon Tulfo. I am gonna fight so girly because I am wearing a dress, but I don't care. Plus I am a great screamer too. So you should feel safe with me.
So please tell me, what is your weapon of choice? Let's hear it.