May 11, 2011

Dumpsite


KISS
KISS
KISS

  • KISS. Keep It Simple Stoooopeed. Am talking to me. Looking in the archives of the blogs or this time in my blog, one would expect someone who has been at it for years to slowly hone their craft and improve their writing and photographs and style, since it's usually safe to assume that if someone does something long enough, he or she will eventually not suck at it. But obviously i still suck at fashion. When my braincell is at its work, it thinks too much. It analyzes too much. I shouldn't have tried to be some kind of fashion freak that wears stupid looking clothes and make it look not so stupid. It's Fashion Week so you know what I mean.
  • Last night baby boy woke me up. After feeding him i checked my email. Some stooopeed spammers sent me emails asking me to write about ulcers. 4$ per article. Would you write about fruit orange that causes ulcers, Would you like to write about burnt rice that causes ulcers?. I don't know what to make of this anomaly. Usually, over the past years, I've been receiving emails asking me about where I thrift or what kind of dog is Koffy. Last night it was three emails from different source asking me about ulcers. I had no idea why ulcers, and I had no idea WHY ME? I think some kind of an idiot on so many levels used the internet for the first time last night and he/she saw my blog. Seriously, ULCER? Where and what kind of website forum are you from? But for the rest of us who don't have a telekinetic link to you brainblob, do us a favor and eat your burnt rice.
  • So the born-again virgin named Bristol Palin decided to chop her cheeks, slash her double chin, raise her brow and buy a duck lips courtesy of her Dancing With The Has-beens money. Got to admit she looks hot. But I don't know what the rest of body looks like so until i see them, Ill just hold on to the new face as semi hot and not no-foam non-fat decaf extra-hot latte. But am thinking what's her point? She's Sarah Palin's daughter so there's so surgical procedure to remover her mom from the rest of her life.
  • Gary. Who the hell still names their kid Gary? I hope you understand why Spongebob named his snail Gary.
  • I was watching Twilight yesterday. One conclusion. Edward is the most moronic vampire ever. Of course he cannot read Bella's mind because it's empty.
Okay that's it. I was supposed to update my shop but i decided to do some dumping first. But I will tonight. Baby boy is awake again. Gawd, I feel genius today. Hello everyone! Stay safe. Don't try to experiment with stooopeed things.

8 comments:

Ann said...

lols. sakin nmn ang spammer eh asking me to blog about false eyelashes. ^^ I don not even know how to use them,^^

and poor edward, ^^ I love the twilight book series ha, ^^ but I won't take offense, ^^ hihi

Denise said...

love the book, more than the movie. It's actually romantic on me. Kstew ruined Bella for me.

Toni said...

of all the things to write about, Ulcers? i bet even doctors would conk out with boredom writing about it :)

love your top, Denise!

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Gizelle Faye | Vanilla Ice Cream said...

hala! i love the Twilight series --- both books and movies, because I'm a nerd and hopeless romantic. Haha! Though i wish kstew didn't play Bella but Edward takes my breath away...weeee!

we have the same realization while browsing through old posts...i wish though that i could have been more experimental with my looks.

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fashioneggpplant said...

lol! fashion + ulcers na ba?? btw, love your top! :)

Carolina Hardy said...

I love your blog!!! now following! ♥

xx
CH.

Noelle Chantal said...

Your stories I love most here. By the way, I love the lacy skirt so much paired with the print top. I'm excited 'cause I'll see you again on May 27, ok? :)

Velire said...

Hahaha. Oh I always love stumbling upon your blog Denise. Never fails to put a smile or a laugh too. :D I love the graphic print of your shirt. Just right for summer :D

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