These Shoes Will Change My Life

Score!!!!!

first, let me tell yah that this is a practice in narcissism....

I am 98% honest when i tell you that I haven't been shopping for the last six months. I swear, I am not lying. Eeeeeeeexcept some thrift dresses that costs about less than a hundred pesos each. There you go!

So anyway, I scored these shoes from a recent GoJane major sale. I'd like to think of it as one or two oooor three(?)-shoe-purchase a month. So i feel good as a wife and mom over here. Now, let's get a little bit serious about our shopping habit shall we? I mean, lately, as a shit fashion consumer, i've been constantly thinking about some life changing purchases. I mean, a purchase that will make you feel better, maybe a shoe (in my case) that will make me feel thinner, taller. A pair of heels that will make my cankles disappear, and will make my toes skinnier and my boxy feet sexy. Brain wise, a little purchase that will make me intelligent-er. Just waiting for these shoes is kinda transforming me already little by little to this new woman I will become. I may be triple looney but I am not an emotional shopper. Deny. Deny. Deny. I am really not. I don't shop when I'm sad, angry or happy. I shop because it's on SALE! And they are nice. And I need them. Then that makes me happy and jubilant and glowing and hopeful and am all whoopee all day until the shoes arrive. And then i realize that I have an addiction with boots that will never show my imaginary slimmed down toes. The red sandals won't be used because it's raining down here almost everyday. And here I am almost 33 years old (9 more months people!), same age, may I point out, as Jesus when he was crucified, died, rose from the dead after three fa-reeking days and saved the world. That's a major accomplishment for a 33 year old ei? Oh, well...

I always feel guilty whenever I compare myself to ......, and think about.....

I guess I will never finish a good, meaningful sentence whenever I am bothered by the guilt of materialism and or that certain shoe that seems to promise something in my life as a woman. I mean we are women, we always come up with something new all the time. We have problems, we're confused, we have periods, we go through puberty our entire lives, we have hormones, we like mixed drinks with strange names. Most of all, we love love LOVE shoes. That kind of crazy love.

So goodnight ladies! and thank you for listening you weirdos...

ps,
there's a shoe sale going on here.